http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/-t1.htm What's tickling your funny bone? Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:26:39 GMT 10 http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/12/74/56/21/dchead10.jpg http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/-t1.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/first-job-t344.htm red states rule Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot. The family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually ... Humor Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:26:39 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/first-job-t344.htm#2221 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/first-job-t344.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/al-gore-s-travelin-global-warming-show-t321.htm red states rule

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]]> Humor Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:06:05 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/the-messiah-known-as-obama-t61.htm#250 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/the-messiah-known-as-obama-t61.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/summer-caution-t302.htm red states rule Yeah, I know this is bad but it was too unique not to send to those of you that are going to forgive me. Won't you???? Many of you may have used the derogatory term "dickhead" to refer to someone who may deservedly have earned such a title. Others of you may have earned the title for yourselves. However, it should be noted that real "dickheads" do exist in the wild, and may be spending some time this summer at a community swimming pool in your area. ... Humor Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:04:13 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/summer-caution-t302.htm#1785 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/summer-caution-t302.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/the-zipper-t281.htm theironlady As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to Come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached Behind her to ... Humor Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:42:08 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/the-zipper-t281.htm#1689 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/the-zipper-t281.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/check-this-out-t246.htm Anonymous Post edited by admin. Humor Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:43:58 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/check-this-out-t246.htm#1289 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/check-this-out-t246.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/best-headache-joke-ever-t247.htm theironlady A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.' 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.']]> Humor Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:03:43 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/best-headache-joke-ever-t247.htm#1321 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/best-headache-joke-ever-t247.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/class-of-1988-20th-year-reunion-t168.htm Pale Rider ]]> Humor Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:16:37 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/class-of-1988-20th-year-reunion-t168.htm#759 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/class-of-1988-20th-year-reunion-t168.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/some-pics-t218.htm Noir Humor Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:35:31 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/some-pics-t218.htm#1066 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/some-pics-t218.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/old-marine-corp-tale-t203.htm Pale Rider Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the 'Gunny' that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. The Gunny responded, 'Aye, aye, sir, I'll see to it immediately.' He went into the tent and said, 'The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Shultz. Get to it.' The ... Humor Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:55:20 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/old-marine-corp-tale-t203.htm#917 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/old-marine-corp-tale-t203.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/you-have-to-use-the-right-bait-t154.htm red states rule The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-see! ing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales/Bush Lied" T-shirt and a tree-hugger hat, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched horrified, a ... Humor Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:01:52 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/you-have-to-use-the-right-bait-t154.htm#649 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/you-have-to-use-the-right-bait-t154.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/the-deaf-bookkeeper-t153.htm red states rule A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he ... Humor Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:59:44 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/the-deaf-bookkeeper-t153.htm#648 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/the-deaf-bookkeeper-t153.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/rangers-versus-marines-t15.htm King Leonidas A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?" The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to wear my hat?" "Boy, would I!," said the little boy. He took the hat and placed it on his head and turned to admire himself in the mirror. As he was looking ... Humor Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:52:38 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/rangers-versus-marines-t15.htm#31 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/rangers-versus-marines-t15.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/5-most-dangerous-things-in-the-army-t16.htm King Leonidas
2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..."

4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."

5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."]]> Humor Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:53:55 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/5-most-dangerous-things-in-the-army-t16.htm#32 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/5-most-dangerous-things-in-the-army-t16.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/nymphomaniac-convention-t7.htm theironlady A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?' She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ' He swallowed hard. Here was the most ... Humor Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:15:56 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/nymphomaniac-convention-t7.htm#9 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/nymphomaniac-convention-t7.htm http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/a-cowboy-story-t8.htm theironlady A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is ... Humor Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:23:05 GMT http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/a-cowboy-story-t8.htm#10 http://thebeltwayforum.forumotion.net/humor-f9/a-cowboy-story-t8.htm