BEST 'HEADACHE' JOKE EVER!
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BEST 'HEADACHE' JOKE EVER!
by theironlady Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:03 pm
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.' 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'
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Re: BEST 'HEADACHE' JOKE EVER!
by Noir Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:59 pm
xD
Lawl,
If I may suggest the second best then...
A man and his wife are going to bed, just before the lights get turned off the man says "here, take this" handing her a glass full of cloudy water, the woman asks what it is, the man replys "it's disolved asprin, really good for headaches"..."but I don't have a headache" replies the woman, "perfect" says th man as he turns off the lights.
Lawl,
If I may suggest the second best then...
A man and his wife are going to bed, just before the lights get turned off the man says "here, take this" handing her a glass full of cloudy water, the woman asks what it is, the man replys "it's disolved asprin, really good for headaches"..."but I don't have a headache" replies the woman, "perfect" says th man as he turns off the lights.
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Re: BEST 'HEADACHE' JOKE EVER!
by Pale Rider Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:03 pm
So what do you do when you have a woman that's just the opposite of one that has a head ache every night?
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Re: BEST 'HEADACHE' JOKE EVER!
by Noir Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:23 pm
...erm... Enjoy every minute of it until she hits the big M?
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Re: BEST 'HEADACHE' JOKE EVER!
by Pale Rider Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:51 pm
Noir wrote:...erm... Enjoy every minute of it until she hits the big M?
I tried man... really I did. But when you have sex two, three times a day, every day, non stop. It gets old. Seriously.
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